Weddings and stubby holders go together like dance floors and bad decisions.
Over the years we’ve printed thousands of wedding stubby holders, and one thing never changes — couples love adding a funny saying that gets a laugh at the reception and becomes a keepsake guests actually keep, and some are pretty ordinary 🙂
When we first started making wedding stubby holders nearly 20 years ago, there were only a handful of classic sayings floating around. You’d regularly see things like:
- “To have and to hold and to keep your beer cold”
- “Love, laughter and happily ever after”
- “Cheers to love”
- “Eat, drink and be married”
Simple, fun, and easy.
But as wedding trends evolved, so did the creativity. Couples started making their stubby holders more personal, themed, and specific to their personalities, locations, occupations, and even inside jokes.
That’s when the real fun started.
We began seeing destination wedding sayings like:
- “What happens in Bali stays in Bali”
- “Love brewed in the Barossa”
- “Drunk in love in Port Douglas”
- “A wedding worth travelling for”
Then came the country wedding era — which Australians absolutely embraced. Farmers, tradies, miners, footy players, fishermen… everyone wanted sayings that reflected who they were.
Some classics we’ve printed include:
- “Groom got his heifer”
- “She said yes, he said beers”
- “Sip sip hooray”
- “Till death or footy season do us part”
- “Cold beer, warm hearts”
- “Official wedding hydration device”
And honestly, the more bogan, cheeky, or slightly inappropriate, the better the reaction usually is.
One of the best things about wedding stubby holders is they instantly become part of the atmosphere. Guests use them all night, they appear in photos, and years later people still find them in sheds, caravans, fishing boats, and kitchen drawers.
The best sayings are usually:
- Personal
- Easy to read
- Funny without trying too hard
- Something guests will actually remember
We’ve noticed a big shift lately toward short, punchy one-liners rather than long romantic quotes. Couples now want sayings that feel more like memes, TikTok captions, or pub humour.
Things like:
- “Probably a bad idea”
- “Here for the beers”
- “One for the road”
- “Marriage? We’ll see”
- “Made us do it”
- “Save water, drink beer”
- “Open bar survivor”
And of course, Australian weddings always bring out the elite level country humour.
Funny Wedding Stubby Holder Sayings
Classic Funny Sayings
- To have and to hold and to keep your beer cold
- Cheers and beers to many years
- Sip happens
- Love is brewing
- Drink up, lovebirds
- Cold hands, warm hearts, cold beers
- Brewing love since [year]
- Marriage made us do it
- Eat, drink and be married
- Forever starts with a beer
Aussie & Bogan Style
- She said yes, he said beers
- “Groom” got his Princess, “Bride” found her Hunk, this is a country wedding so we’re all getting drunk
- Till death or the beers run out
- I came for the free drinks
- Bad decisions make good stories
- Drunk in love
- Marriage is all froth from here
Country Wedding Sayings
- Love grows wild
- Boots, beers and bridal cheers
- Raised on country roads and cold cans
- Hitched and half cut
- Country hearts and cold beers
- From the paddock to the altar
- Love, laughter and livestock
- Our kind of fairytale
- Dusty boots & dancing roots
- A couple of good sorts
Short & Modern
- Cheers legends
- Here for a good time
- Let’s get frothy
- Open bar athlete
- Wedding fuel
- Hydration station
- Love ya, mean it
- Get loose responsibly
- Signed, sealed, slightly intoxicated
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Destination Wedding Ideas
- What happens in Bali…
- Drunk somewhere tropical
- Beach, beers & bride vibes
- Love on island time
- Sun, sand & stubby holders
- Sippin’ in paradise
- Passport, wedding, beers
- Tropical state of mind
Romantic (But Still Fun)
- Love on tap
- Happily ever after party
- Better together
- Cheers to forever
- Forever drinking buddies
- Love worth celebrating
- Our greatest adventure
- Meet us at the bar
- All because two people fell in love
- The perfect match
The best part is there really are no rules. Some couples go classy, some go chaotic, and some fully commit to country pub humour. That’s what makes wedding stubby holders so good — they’re one of the few wedding items where personality wins every time.
And if you’re struggling to come up with the perfect saying, don’t stress. Usually the funniest ideas come from:
- An inside joke
- A funny engagement story
- Your profession
- Your hometown
- Your wedding location
- Your favourite drink
- Or just something your mates constantly say
Because at the end of the day, nobody remembers the table runners… but everyone remembers the stubby holders.
